Ms Kitty’s poster campaign
With less than three weeks till the American mid-term elections are behind us, there has been enough mistrust, innuendoes and plenty of mud slinging flung between the candidates, that a new mountain from all the dirt has risen in Sacramento.
Ms Kitty’s billboard
Elections are serious business, yet it is time to defuse the situation with a little satirical humor and say it is time for a real candidate to step up to the plate. Though late in the campaign with the participants having been selected long ago, Miss Kitty is hereby letting it be known she is running as an alternative write-in candidate for the position of Empress of California.
Her position on a number of the issues is simply to ‘speak softly and rule with a sharp iron paw.’ Won’t you support Ms K.
Disclaimer: We take our election serious but looking back over the last three decades, we are embarrassed by the candidates and especially by the accusations they are flinging against each other. In no way was it our intention to offend anyone.
26 comments:
Since I am not running this year, Ms. Kitty, I can vote for you!
YES!!!
You will be getting six absentee ballots from Pennsylvania!
With a little assistance from Daddy (carefully directed by you, of course!) your state will be under control and running well in no time.
You certainly have 'character' and I'm sure Dad can vouch for the power of the 'Iron Paw'! The 'Empress' part is a little dubious, but nowdays the rich and famous do live like royalty.
But most important, you are the most attractive candidate!!! We like our rulers to LOOK GOOD!
Please send some of your billboards to PA so we can beautify our state!
Here's to the new Empress of CA!!!
Your faithful contingent:
Deiter, Tipper, Izzy, Penny (plus our caretqakers Pat and Zip)
Here come two votes from Maryland. Eloise and I think Miss Kitty is the purrfect candidate. Instead of slinging all that mud she can spread around her purr's and paws! More power to her!!!
Our household would vote for Miss Kitty in the flick of a whisker!
However you should know that being Canadians we can only offer our figurative support :-)
If we were eligible to vote we would without doubt but alas we aren't.
Hi Miss Kitty and Egmont!
We would vote for Miss Kitty in a heartbeat we lived in California! [I (Kevin) actually grew up in Southern California.]
We hope you have a wonderful weekend
Kevin, Tracey, Sammy, Moosey and Maggie
You have my vote Miss Kitty. Not sure Bleubeard is registered, but will check. I wish someone WOULD write your name in the ballot. A waste of votes? Not in my opinion. I'm so discouraged with the mud slinging and downright hate mongering I've seen as this election gets closer. Where is the decency and civility? If it takes a kitty to lead the way, then so be it.
We support Ms. Kitty!
Now, we need to move to America to vote. Wait for us!
P:S: We want access to clean covered public litter boxes!
Miss Kitty, we sure will vote for you. What a good idea, the iron claw. We want homes and food for all the feral kitties. Take care and have a fun day.
Für mich die intelligenteste und attraktivste Kandidatin aller Zeiten:-)) Herzliche Grüße von Luzia.
I vote for you for sure : )
If we still lived in California, you can bet that I'd vote for you, Miss Kitty!
I agree there is too much mud slinging! Here's to slinging litter instead.
Miss K
You have 5 new devotees to your campaign! We support you completely and will follow the election returns to see you to victory!
purrin
xoxox
Abby
Go Miss Kitty! If I were a resident of the state, I'd vote for you, Miss Kitty! These politicians sure do know how to destroy a good nap...and don't get me started on all the noise they create! TOO much blabbing; they should get busy petting and pampering their resident cat!
MsKitty!
Kicher... natürlich wähle ich Miss Kitty! Endlich mal eine Herrscherin mit Stil und Charakter.
Also Noah und ich werfen gleich schon mal unseren symbolischen Wahlzettel für sie ein. Statt viel Geschnatter und viele Lügen würde sie sich als Herrscherin wohl eher ein ausgiebiges Schläfchen gönnen. Damit richtet man wohl auch nicht viel Dummes an.
Liebe Grüsse
Alex
Can I, as an Aussie cat, vote? If so, you have it!
I would definitely vote for you if I lived there Miss Kitty!
Miss Kitty, you have my vote!
I wish you all the very best for your candidacy!
Long live the empress of California!
Greetings from Germany,
Gaby
We will vote for you Miss Kitty. Looking forward to reading your dad's other blogs.
Miss Kitty, if we lived one state over you would have our votes for sure! Mommy chuckled at who sponsered your billboard.
Nevada elections have been nasty this year...Mommy & Daddy are SICK of the negativity displayed by both parties.
I would vote for her in a heartbeat! She would do a better job than the idiots that are running our country now!!!
Marcy
www.queenmarcyoriginals.typepad.com
Prissie says go for it Miss Kitty!
She will vote for you!
I vote for Miss Kitty too...
Maximus, El Presidente II
My throne is in Canada.
You have 4 votes coming from us!! We are voting because you have a trusting face and beautiful eyes, Miss Kitty!!! :)
Hello there Miss Kitty. If you gets elected, will you lobby for our Humans to give us more Num-Nums? If so, I would happily vote for you. I'z in Canada though... will my ballot still count? PS: Thanks for becoming a Follower of my Blog.
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