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Won’t you elect Ms K

Ms Kitty’s poster campaign

With less than three weeks till the American mid-term elections are behind us, there has been enough mistrust, innuendoes and plenty of mud slinging flung between the candidates, that a new mountain from all the dirt has risen in Sacramento.

Ms Kitty’s billboard

Elections are serious business, yet it is time to defuse the situation with a little satirical humor and say it is time for a real candidate to step up to the plate. Though late in the campaign with the participants having  been selected long ago, Miss Kitty is hereby letting it be known she is running as an alternative write-in candidate for the position of Empress of California.

Her position on a number of the issues is simply to ‘speak softly and rule with a sharp iron paw.’ Won’t you support Ms K.

Disclaimer: We take our election serious but looking back over the last three decades, we are embarrassed by the candidates and especially by the accusations they are flinging against each other. In no way was it our intention to offend anyone.


Sparkle said...

Since I am not running this year, Ms. Kitty, I can vote for you!

weaverpat said...

You will be getting six absentee ballots from Pennsylvania!

With a little assistance from Daddy (carefully directed by you, of course!) your state will be under control and running well in no time.
You certainly have 'character' and I'm sure Dad can vouch for the power of the 'Iron Paw'! The 'Empress' part is a little dubious, but nowdays the rich and famous do live like royalty.

But most important, you are the most attractive candidate!!! We like our rulers to LOOK GOOD!
Please send some of your billboards to PA so we can beautify our state!

Here's to the new Empress of CA!!!
Your faithful contingent:
Deiter, Tipper, Izzy, Penny (plus our caretqakers Pat and Zip)

Doris said...

Here come two votes from Maryland. Eloise and I think Miss Kitty is the purrfect candidate. Instead of slinging all that mud she can spread around her purr's and paws! More power to her!!!

Cat said...

Our household would vote for Miss Kitty in the flick of a whisker!
However you should know that being Canadians we can only offer our figurative support :-)

Hannah and Lucy said...

If we were eligible to vote we would without doubt but alas we aren't.

meowmeowmans said...

Hi Miss Kitty and Egmont!

We would vote for Miss Kitty in a heartbeat we lived in California! [I (Kevin) actually grew up in Southern California.]

We hope you have a wonderful weekend

Kevin, Tracey, Sammy, Moosey and Maggie

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

You have my vote Miss Kitty. Not sure Bleubeard is registered, but will check. I wish someone WOULD write your name in the ballot. A waste of votes? Not in my opinion. I'm so discouraged with the mud slinging and downright hate mongering I've seen as this election gets closer. Where is the decency and civility? If it takes a kitty to lead the way, then so be it.

lupie said...

We support Ms. Kitty!

Now, we need to move to America to vote. Wait for us!

P:S: We want access to clean covered public litter boxes!

Marg said...

Miss Kitty, we sure will vote for you. What a good idea, the iron claw. We want homes and food for all the feral kitties. Take care and have a fun day.

Luzia said...

Für mich die intelligenteste und attraktivste Kandidatin aller Zeiten:-)) Herzliche Grüße von Luzia.

Mr Puddy said...

I vote for you for sure : )

Lucy the Cat said...

If we still lived in California, you can bet that I'd vote for you, Miss Kitty!

Fin said...

I agree there is too much mud slinging! Here's to slinging litter instead.

ABBY said...

Miss K
You have 5 new devotees to your campaign! We support you completely and will follow the election returns to see you to victory!


Anonymous said...

Go Miss Kitty! If I were a resident of the state, I'd vote for you, Miss Kitty! These politicians sure do know how to destroy a good nap...and don't get me started on all the noise they create! TOO much blabbing; they should get busy petting and pampering their resident cat!


Alex aus dem Gwundergarten said...

Kicher... natürlich wähle ich Miss Kitty! Endlich mal eine Herrscherin mit Stil und Charakter.
Also Noah und ich werfen gleich schon mal unseren symbolischen Wahlzettel für sie ein. Statt viel Geschnatter und viele Lügen würde sie sich als Herrscherin wohl eher ein ausgiebiges Schläfchen gönnen. Damit richtet man wohl auch nicht viel Dummes an.
Liebe Grüsse

MoMo said...

Can I, as an Aussie cat, vote? If so, you have it!

Huffle Mawson said...

I would definitely vote for you if I lived there Miss Kitty!

Serafina Seidenfell said...

Miss Kitty wird die Empress of California - und in den anderen Staaten und Ländern der Welt werden Katzen von inoffiziellen zu offiziellen Herrschern und Herrscherinnen, mit eiserner Kralle und sanftem Schnurren. Und es gibt Mäuse für alle!

Alles Liebe und Gute wünschen

Finchen und Ayla vom halben Haus

Gaby Bee said...

Miss Kitty, you have my vote!
I wish you all the very best for your candidacy!

Long live the empress of California!

Greetings from Germany,

cats of wildcat woods said...

We will vote for you Miss Kitty. Looking forward to reading your dad's other blogs.

Katnip Lounge said...

Miss Kitty, if we lived one state over you would have our votes for sure! Mommy chuckled at who sponsered your billboard.

Nevada elections have been nasty this year...Mommy & Daddy are SICK of the negativity displayed by both parties.

Anonymous said...

I would vote for her in a heartbeat! She would do a better job than the idiots that are running our country now!!!

Vicki said...

Prissie says go for it Miss Kitty!
She will vote for you!

guild-rez said...

I vote for Miss Kitty too...
Maximus, El Presidente II
My throne is in Canada.

Michelle said...

You have 4 votes coming from us!! We are voting because you have a trusting face and beautiful eyes, Miss Kitty!!! :)

Cloon said...

Hello there Miss Kitty. If you gets elected, will you lobby for our Humans to give us more Num-Nums? If so, I would happily vote for you. I'z in Canada though... will my ballot still count? PS: Thanks for becoming a Follower of my Blog.